Tonic Night Club

trash. If you're a girl with low self esteem, you found your spot. Men who hit on everything remotely resembling a woman prowl these 3 floors for everything they can get there hands on (literally). For some reason, many of the men who attend this club had their running water shut off months ago and consequently haven't showered in as long. It's ok though, because they've decided to dump on cheap cologne instead, creating that lovely b.o./cvs aroma.

Guys get stiffed in line by the steroid popping bouncers and horny bartenders. The drinks are watered down and over priced. For any girl NOT looking to get unexpectedly molested by unattractive strangers, i'd do my best to avoid this club in its entirety. Fending off cocky guidos from my girlfriend isn't what i had in mind for a 'fun night out'.…

Go Somewhere else...anywhere else. The people who wrote the positive reviews have either never actually been somewhere worth going to, or are idiots. I went because a group of girls I knew through a mutual friend wanted to go. I can honestly say I will never go back.

The Cons: The bouncers/doormen are jerks, the drinks are insanely watered down (you should at least be able to taste SOME bite on a shot of straight tequila), shots are also small, and at one point our bartender shorted us and poured out an entire shot for herself from our shaker, my cranberry vodka was pretty much just cheap cranberry juice with a hint of vodka. The bar/tables/bathrooms/floors basically everything look as if they haven't been cleaned in weeks. There was a somewhat powerful scent of bile, urine, and body odor. It has a very, very trashy clientele, pushy and self absorbed (without having any justification for being so). The people I talked to clearly lacked any education beyond sophomore year of high school. The music was essentially a top 40s radio loop, rotating between all three floors. After closing, the parking lot is a nightmare, our car was almost run into about 5 times, while still parked.

The Pros:

Ladies: You get to skip the line, and its a GREAT place to get slipped GHB.

Men: I've found few places better for contracting hepatitis, so if thats your thing, look no further.…